First Steps Outside

The Hexadron says this (decoded in new game+, don't know if it is different the first time):

HI THERE HOW ARE YOU I WILL BE YOUR HEXAHEDRON TODAY

SO THIS IS JUST A ROUTINE PROCEDURE BUT I DO NEED

SOMEONE HERE JUST IN CASE SOMETHING GOES WRONG

IF SOMETHING DOES GO WRONG YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO CLEAN UP THE MESS

HEY WAIT A MINUTE CAN YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING

AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR HEAD

OH WELL YOU ARE HERE NOW MIGHT AS WELL DO THIS THING

PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN

ALL RIGHT WELCOME TO THE CLUB ENJOY YOUR FREE HAT

I KIND OF THOUGHT MAYBE THIS WOULD NOT WORK BECAUSE

OF YOUR WEIRD HEAD BUT EVERYTHING LOOKS AOK FROM OVER HERE

THANKS FOR THE HAND YOU CAN GO HOME NOW IT WAS VERY NICE TO MEET YOU